Io Plays for Keeps

The inner Monologue of one Ares God of War
:She is good...but I am better. She may be using tactics from Sun Tzu, Khan, Darius, Caesar and Charlemagne but I was the one who taught them those tricks.
She had been trying numerous tarps but clearly they were more about psychological warfare than anything else. She knew that the darts, IEDs, and even the Malay tiger trap (as ingenious as it was) would do nothing against him. So she wanted to mess with his mind well two can play that game. There isn't....wait a sound to my left as if rocks disturbed....of course how stupid does she think I am...toss an object one way so you look that way and then sneak around and get them from behind.
Ares pulls out his binoculars and looks across the street. He can see in a reflection off the glass a stock of short red hair and below it a camo top and shorts.
Of course she will be expecting me to go that way and get it from behind but I will circle behind and get her
Minutes later Ares has doubled back around and is just around the corner from where he spotted Io. He takes a quick glance and catches just enough to tell she is still there. Curious he thinks to himself she should know better than to stay in one place exposed for too and then he realizes what he truly saw he peers out again and sees it is not Io but rater a red wig along with her top and shorts on a well designed dummy...No she thinks I am the dummy .

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With an amazon war cry Io leaps down on Ares's shoulders clad only in her thong and bra. She then yanked off her bran and tied it around his head to impair his vision. His hands went to try and remove the make shift blindfold but that was just the opening Io wanted and she locked her hands and his and delivered a headbutt to him. As he was momentarily staggered she grabbed him and slammed him to the ground before mounting him. Her butt was in his face as she pulled Ares own gun on him and pointed it at his crotch

"Bang, Bang...I win"
She began to slowly rotate her body on top of Ares as she spoke
"Now we can discuss my prize later...but as this was winner takes all...I will be having that shirt and those pants off right now"
"Why would you want them they would not fit you"
"Its not them that I want...its what under them" she said as she licked her chops